Nancy Nairn has pointed out to me that at a time of global warming it may be seen as irresponsible to be jetting all over Europe. In fact methane is a far more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2. If we all avoid farting for a week the world will fall into balance. If we all fart into a sack with the saved up methane I could make a lighter than air balloon and avoid Ryanair. Any volunteers for the fart flight fueling get together let me know. In the meantime here is the certificate to show that I have paid £6.30 towards a hydro scheme. That means only £193.70 for the rest of the challenge!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Just say 'No' to Carbon dioxide
Nancy Nairn has pointed out to me that at a time of global warming it may be seen as irresponsible to be jetting all over Europe. In fact methane is a far more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2. If we all avoid farting for a week the world will fall into balance. If we all fart into a sack with the saved up methane I could make a lighter than air balloon and avoid Ryanair. Any volunteers for the fart flight fueling get together let me know. In the meantime here is the certificate to show that I have paid £6.30 towards a hydro scheme. That means only £193.70 for the rest of the challenge!
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Hi Bruce
ReplyDeleteI know you are a big lad but I think you have been overcharged
840k is 132 stone
I challenge you to lose a pound
GOOD LUCK
David
I can loose a pound by going for a dump. Give me a bigger challenge than that!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, find the local forestry commission and plant a Scots Pine to help offset even MORE carbon!
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